I don’t keep up with the Joneses;
If it doesn’t make me money,
I'm an independent woman,
People call me a gold digger,
When I walk into the room,
I have arrived,
Don't call it a comeback,
Call me a bad server,
Music may be my passion,
I have fame and fortune,
I may be small,
Don’t mess with the boss,
Now that I’ve got my Ace,
My business is beauty,
Beauty fades,
I know how to work it,
I’m the ultimate Southern belle,
A true southern belle knows her worth,
Don't come for me,
People get exhausted trying to figure me out,
People may think they have me figured out,
People say I have a picture perfect life,
I'm about to give you life,
Friends come and go,
I'm too blessed to be stressed,
Faith, family and career --
I am still standing,
I may be an open book,
10 years in the game,
I like things that are elegant and sophisticated,
I'm not a trophy wife,
When life gets messy,
I came home to Dallas to shine my light,
I'm the girl next door,
You don't mess with Texas,
I married into money,
I was a Cowboys cheerleader,
I cheered for the Cowboys,
This isn't my first rodeo,
I started from the Dallas dynasty,
The word on the street is,
If you can't handle me being the word on the street,
I've played by Potomac rules,
Karma is a bitch, but luckily,
You may say I cause trouble,
I don't have a cookie cutter life,
Life has its ups and downs,
Don't let the green eyes fool you,
The shorter my hair,
Potomac put me on a pedestal,
Baby don't believe what you hear,
You can try to tear me down,
If I don't know who you are,
Why cry over spilled milk,
I maybe rough around the edges,
You'll never put me in a box,
Life is a pageant,
Now that I’m marrying my prince,
It may look like I have it all,
I finally found my voice,
Know your friends,
Having it all is easy,
Money is what I have,
I was a child star,
Everybody loves a comeback story,
I’ve been rich and I’ve been famous,
In a town full of phonies,
I'm not the richest girl in Beverly Hills,
Planes and yachts are nice,
In Beverly Hills you can be anything,
I'm an expert on luxury,
In this town, fame and money come and go,
In Beverly Hills,
In Beverly Hills it's who you know,
Life isn’t all diamonds and rosé,
Life is a sexy little dance,
Throw me to the wolves and I shall return,
I’m passionate about dogs,
You can stab me in the back,
Money doesn’t give you class,
I like to have fun,
Don’t tell me you’re my friend,
Character isn’t what you have,
Fake friends believe rumors,
In my world,
I’m not a bitch,
I may be an actress,
I speak no evil,
You’ve heard a lot about me,
My advice to you:
I don't have to buy it,
In the game of life
Don't hate the game,
I’m an enigma,
I may be two people,
Some people call me cold,
When you've traveled the world,
I believe in an excess of everything…
In business and in life,
Having the best isn't important to me,
I’m not afraid of hard work,
I deserve only the best...
I want the power and the money,
I love my family, I love my work,
I make my own money,
My tank is full,
I’m my own boss,
I make my own rules,
I am the OG of the O.C.;
Before you judge me,
I go big or go home,
The fun bus is leaving and, this time,
It's just money,
I love money,
It doesn't matter what happens in life,
Money is a girl’s best friend,
I still get pampered,
No matter how much money you have,
I'm not the new girl anymore,
Housewives come younger,
I'm done being a trophy wife,
I call the shots in my life now,
I'm not getting older,
Boldness comes at a cost,
My faith is strong,
I'm pint sized, baptized,
I'm still the hottest housewife in Orange County,
I love the bling, I love the jewelry,
Don't call me a princess,
When the going gets tough,
It's not about how much money you have,
God is my savior, my husband is my king,
I thank God every day for my life,
Soccer moms drive mini vans,
I may be married to a plastic surgeon,
Whoever said blondes have more fun,
You may think I have it all,
No one's life is perfect,
If at first you don't succeed,
You only live once, but if you work it right,
If you can't take my sparkle,
The O.C. is full of secrets,
When life gives you lemons,
Karma's a bitch,
The truth is organic,
Now that I'm in the O.C.,
In the game of life,
I can handle a baby,
I don't throw parties,
If I want your opinion,
Call animal control,
I'm living the American dream,
When you come from humble beginnings,
I speak the truth,
People make fun of Jersey girls,
I'm a Jersey girl,
When times get tough,
Haters are gonna hate,
I used to flip tables,
If you're not about the namaste,
These days, I don't throw punches...
Everyone likes to have nice things,
I am a Vegas girl,
I've faced my share of challenges,
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice,
If you're gonna mess with my family,
Life is about change,
Life is short,
Love me or hate me,
If you think I'm a bitch,
I never throw the first punch,
Sexy life, loyal wife,
I always act like a lady,
Don't try to bully me,
People say that I'm sweet, but I'm tough,
We're old school,
If you can't take the heat,
You’re not seeing double,
I’m a survivor,
Look up loyalty in the dictionary,
I may put up a tough front,
My motto is know your worth,
I bring the power,
I can make you laugh or make you cry...
I'm obsessed with family, traditions,
I have four kids, two degrees,
To a certain group of people in New York,
I've always had opinions,
When people tell me I'm fake,
I'm not a Housewife,
If you can't handle the truth,
If you're going to take a shot at this B,
When life gives me limes,
I may be a princess,
If you're going to talk about me behind my back,
In the politics of friendship,
In the marathon of life,
Diamonds aren't a girl's best friend;
I tell it like it is,
I have a big heart,
If you've got a problem with me,
A true New Yorker never backs down,
Good or bad,
I've created a great life,
I'm living the American Dream,
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed,
I thought I had it good before,
To some people,
One should know...
I like making my own money,
If people can't handle the truth,
Get the Pinot ready,
I know I'm a piece of work, but now,
Like a fine wine,
Age is an issue of mind over matter: If you don't mind,
My yacht may have sailed,
If being Sonja is so wrong,
People call me over-the-top,
Game, set,
Come on,
A good set of lashes can fix anything,